http://whatwouldjesusdrive.org/blog/archive/2003/04 Nothing to worry
about unless.... you haven't been doing taxi tests without smog controls
have you? Oh dear. Fortunately there's still time to repent and take the
bus. ;-)

Well, even if I am going to take you totally seriously (NOT). I will give a
serious answer anyway.

Not for the reasons that the left would prefer, I suspect Jesus would walk,
bike, ride the bus, airplanes, whatever to meet the people he wants to talk to
about the ultimate meaning of life or the weather or anything else he wants. He
would talk to whomever, across the spectrum of socioeconomic classes.

BTW my airplane doesn't even have a muffler. Oh me oh my noise pollution too.