For the aviation enthusiast, have you considered also
getting a sailboat?

Because, all the days you want to fly it's too windy, and
all the days you want to sail, it's too calm. So getting
one of each is the answer.

Caveat:
You'll still have a headwind...going and coming. To
rectify this, you'll need to buy a new truck. Now, when
your ex-wife gets the house and dog, you'll still have
toys.

Living in America
--
Mark