In article ,
Robert Ehrlich wrote:
Mark James Boyd wrote:
...
In the US, "calage" is where I would go to learn math and franch,
and how to spell patato.
...

Took some time to understand this. I presume you pronounce "calage"
in the same way as "college", which is far from the way it is pronounced
in France.

Makes it even funier, no? :P