Roger Worden wrote:
Seen on a trailer:

Flying an airplane is like drinking champagne

Champagne gives me hives.

Flying an ultralight is like drinking moonshine with a kick

....and then you go blind.

So... what do you think flying a sailplane is like drinking?

Sorry, just don't like this particular simile. I don't find it
intoxicating-more the opposite. Addictive yes, intoxicating? No.

Shawn