"We need to look at this from a perspective of homeland security," LaValle
said. "There is no question that it is an issue when we're dealing with
things in flight."

Birds are always crapping on my car, that ****es me off. We need to enact
legislation to STOP these flying things from endangering people and their
property. Surely we can expand the powers of the Homeland [in]Security
Administration to address this issue.