Peter wrote:
(Note for the humor impaired: This is not intended in any way to
denigrate the job of the Load Warriors, or to make light of their
jobs.

Snippage:

flown. But that said, other than the slight but non-zero chance of
being attacked by a ravenous mob of cannibals (It happened in the
Congo in 1965), there wasn't much of a chance to get hurt. )

It is obvious that you have never had a flight lunch from the services at Wake
Island...Can be terminal

It is obvious that you never spent the night in Panama and left the hotel for
sight seeing..Can be really dangerous

It is painfully obvious that you have never had an encounter with the customs
people at Hawaii..Can be expensive

It is embarrassingly apparent that you have never had the loadmaster discover
400 miles off Florida that the avacados on board can't cross the coast...look
out fishing boats..avacados awayyyy!

But your assessment is pretty much on target.

Rick Clark