Little JOE ON....DIET


Little JOE was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little JOE replied, "My
grandfather lived to be 109 years old."


"Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at
time?"


"No", replied Little JOE, "he minded his own f**king business!!"

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