("Cockpit Colin" wrote)

Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


.......old old old jokes.

Q What is the difference between the Rolling Stones, and a Scotsman?
A One says "Hey you, get off my cloud!" and the other says "Hey Macleod,
get off my ewe!"


Two sheep ranchers are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine
fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Rancher 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Rancher 2: What about the sheep?!?
Rancher 1: F*** the sheep!!!!
Rancher 2: (pause) Do you think we have time?


Q Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A Cuz sheep can hear zippers from a paddock away

Google sheep + jokes for all the bad sheep humor ewe can handle g.


Montblack