Matt Barrow wrote:

Try living near a elementary school.

Yeah. There's a kid next door that can break eardrums.

I recall hearing a report many years back to the effect that being a playground
monitor or teacher at elementary schools could result in hearing damage. One
little girl registered well over 150 decibels with her scream.

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.