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Holly wrote:
On Sep 19, 11:08 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Holly wrote:
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Holly wrote:
On Sep 17, 10:38 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Show me that one.
Must I?
I cannot remember it.
OK, here you gohttp://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
I want a video, not that crud.
Go out and rent or buy one then.
What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.
Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?
Who said anything about ****ing?
15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.
Do fat bitches do it any different?-
Like you don't know. giggle
Like I'm ever going to want to even consider watching you take a dump.
You know you would.
You are ever so gross. My name isn't Portnoy and I'm not interested.
I fink you misspelled "cat."
We're not discussing pussies in this thread.-
You're always disgusting pussies.
As opposed to your pussy just being disgusting. Don't you ever groom
it?
Woodn't you like to know.
No, I wooden.
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