"Jim Burns" wrote:

It Pays To Be A Pilot ........... and don't you forget it.

An old pilot goes to the doctor, complaining of fatigue. After the
exam, the doctor says, "Well, I can't find a thing wrong with you. For
a man 84 years old, you're in amazingly good health. What about your
love life? Do you and your wife still have sex?"

"Oh, yes," says the old pilot, "about three or four times a week."

"That's wonderful!" says the doctor "How about your.."

"I have a girlfriend, too," says the old pilot.

"Er, really?" says the doctor. "How often do you, uh..."

"About three or four times a week."

"Wow," says the doctor. "Well, you're certainly an exceptional man. And
now..."

"And then there's the widow lady next door," says the old pilot. "I go
comfort her about three or four times a week, too."

"Mister Jones!" says the doctor. "That's beyond what's reasonable for a
man your age. You're going to have to get a grip on yourself!"

Oh, I do," says the old pilot, "about three or four times a week."