Glider pilots need help to get it up.

Floatplane pilots go deeper into the bush.

Jet pilots suck, squeeze, bang and blow faster than piston
pilots.


Druggist to customer, "Sorry we're out of Viagra, take two
teen age girls instead of your wife."



"Dan Luke" wrote in message
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| Woman (in drugstore): "Do you have Viagra?"
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| Druggist: "Yes."
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| Woman: "Can you get it over the counter?"
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| Druggist: "Yes, if I take two."
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