Parowan Check-List
1. BYOB
2. Don't go rafting.
3. Don't pick up anybody that looks like a Danite.
4. Don't curse.
5. Don't drink (water's OK)
6. Don't smoke.
7. Don't fly on Sunday.
What do you Mormons do for fun? Oh, I know. It's the only thing left.
JJ Sinclair
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