Michael Baldwin, Bruce (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in
message . com:

Is Wales closed during the winter?
Only if you insist on speaking English. Ach-y-fi!

These are just some of the bizarre questions dealt with by staff on a
daily basis at one of Britain's busiest tourist centres.
When I was in Norway recently, one of the ladies in the group I was with,
wanted to use one of the computers set up for guests' use in the hotel. She
took one glance at it then complained to the receptionist.
"This computer's not right. It's all in some funny foreign language."
"Yes madam, it's Norwegian."
--
Terms and conditions apply. Batteries not included. Subject to status.
Contains moderate language. Always read the label. Keep out of children.

Interchange the alphabetic letter groups to reply