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Old October 13th 07, 01:20 PM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%


Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.


That's not Bruce, Bruce.

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