My kill file is getting full of cooks and trolls
Alan Truism wrote:
If you're driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you're sitting on the grass and a spider bites your ass -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you're walking up a ladder and you hear something splatter -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
When you're sliding into first and feel something burst -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
While you're waiting in a line, there's an explosion from behind -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you feel something slimy and it's coming from your hiny -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
There's a stench in the air coming from your underwear -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you are walking throuhg a shop and you hear a plop
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you are handing over cash and you hear a splash
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
When you get out of bed and it's comin down your leg
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
What does this have to do with classical music?
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