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I have tried 4 or 5. They all sucked.

A whole four or five, eh? Sounds like a pretty exhaustive survey.

What is a "real' pilot?

A pilot with a license to fly a real-world airplane. Of course, that isn't
really very specific.

Which advanced simulators are you referring to?

Most of them, since desktop simulators are among the simplest ones available.

I learn humility when I fly. How can you be humbled by a simulator?

Ah, so you haven't yet tried them all, eh?