Maxine makes the big time! (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008)
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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
YES
NO
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
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Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
None of the above
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CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
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Maxwell
Ding! Ding! Ding!
And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination...
Patriot Games
Neither of the above
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COWARD OF THE MONTH
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Is Ken Darian
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Raymond Karczewski
None of the above
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LOONEY MAROON AWARD
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Brad Guth
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
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GOLDEN KILLFILE
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gregvk
The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
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JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
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Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
gregvk
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PALMJOB PADDLE
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dvus
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Raymond Karczewski
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TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
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Babaloonie
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Raymond Karczewski
Neither of the above
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VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
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"Photon Degradation" by Double-A
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DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
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"Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
"Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
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GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
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Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
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SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
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Dr. Andrew B. Chung
The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
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TAR & FEATHERS
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Ed Conrad
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
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BUSTED URINAL AWARD
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Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
gregvk
Is Ken Darien
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
None of the above
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UNABOMBER SURPRISE
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Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
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NO
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BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
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Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
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BALSA GAVEL
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Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
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NO
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BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
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Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip
Hey, Maxine, this makes two!
Not bad for your first month
Neither of the above
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PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
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"We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco
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OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
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Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Brad Guth
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Abstain
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OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
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Charles Lysaght
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
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KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
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Alexa Cameron
John Wentzky
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MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
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Big-8 Management Board
Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns
The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
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OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
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Jeff Relf
John Wentzky
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