"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."
Samuel Johnson

Definition of boat: "A hole in the water into which you pour money" . . .
And then there is the one about the 2 happiest days in a boat owner's life. The day he buys it and . . .
ROY