"Roy Smith" wrote in message
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Matt Whiting wrote:
Steven P. McNicoll wrote:
"Matt Whiting" wrote in message
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Steven P. McNicoll wrote:
"Roy Smith" wrote in message
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This was a funny one I overheard today, heading back into HPN.
Some guy checks in with NY Approach. The controller says, "It says
here
in the remarks that you've got a dog aboard".
Aircraft: That's right
ATC: Why would I want to know that?
Aircraft: It means I can't handle a descent faster than 1000 fpm.
ATC: Oh, OK.
It doesn't look very funny written down, but it was pretty humorous
on
the air.
It doesn't seem like a very effective remark either. Why would the
controller necessarily know "dog aboard" meant the pilot couldn't
accept
a descent greater than 1000 fpm?
Got me, but probably would have had a similar conversation if the
remarks
section has said "unable descent of greater than 1000 FPM."
The controller would have asked why. The pilot would have said, I have
a
dog onboard.
I don't think so. From an operational standpoint "unable descent of
greater than 1000 FPM" tells the controller the pilot is unable to
descend
at a rate greater than 1000 ft/min, "dog aboard" tells the controller
nothing.
It tells the controller that the pilot has a dog aboard. :-)
Matt
Well, it tells the controller that there's a dog aboard. It doesn't
actually say anything about there being a pilot too.
He could have been disparaging about his wife too.
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