May 29th 07, 04:14 AM
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Joke
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder"
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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Peter Hucker wrote in
news
Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!)
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
will
tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional
manager.
Scroll
down
for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
But
don't
scroll
down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in
the
giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend
to
do
simple
things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant,
and
close
the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe,
put
in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability
to
think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All
the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay,
even
if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still
have
one
more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across.
Have
you
not
been paying attention? All the crocodiles are
attending
the
Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
your
mistakes.
Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work
and
that
he
does
have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no!
--
This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I
can't
seem
to
change
it.
Mr Pounder
French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker.
Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up.
You miss spelt MS.
I think not.
Yes, we've noticed.
"We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one.
You still walked right into it.
I think not.
Thanks for reminding us again but we already know.
Bait taken, as always you take my bait.
No, you've taken mine. Again.
Cute, nice try :-)
I know. You should try it sometime.
When is the last time that somebody told you that you are
boring?
Boring? Moi?
Wee.
In your pants?
ffs
So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?
You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.
Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?
No.
Yes.
Google is your friend, use it.
I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)
Yes.
No.
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