R.L. wrote:

Rain and clouds on the windshield? No problem. That Lancair
Rain-Eliminator-Prop will get rid of both. Better than any car windshield
wiper on the market.

Put in for your checkride right after your discovery flight at Lancair
Certified. In fact, the new Lancair Fast-Track program eliminates all that.

And if all else fails, just pull the automatic 'ACME Bailout Lever'
and you'll float safely back to earth where a comfy mini-van will be
waiting to take you back to the Lancair factory where you can pick out
a new airplane with your insurance check. ;^7