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Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised
in ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
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Phil Kyle wrote:
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Phil Kyle wrote:
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Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700,
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
found
these unused words floating about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed,
and Jews can get starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a
fag like you will get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high
ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug
landlord and a shot in Billiards: Rackman
In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a
horse: Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with
classical music, Kyle?

Everything.

Really?

Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.

The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

I don't have four legs.

Oh, that's right. Four arms.

Two left and two right.

Are you a chef?

No, I'm not American!

Haven't we already established that?

Dunno. I knew it all along.


Of course you did. Its not like you're an American now, is it?

I might be double bluffing.


Sure, I'd love to see you pull that one off.

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Phil Kyle™

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