"RandyL" wrote in message
...
Everyone knows that the only thing that keeps an airplane in the air
is.........
$$$$$$$

There is one important lesson to be learned from these experiments,
Yes there is. You are an idiot.

Randy L.
--
"When making an emergency off-field landing at night,
turn on your landing light just prior to touchdown.
If you don't like what you see, then turn off the landing lights."

"Le Chaud Lapin" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi,
(snip)
-Le Chaud Lapin-


OK -- everyone has been dancing all around this. The thing that keeps an
airplane
up is the WINGS! Once again, more slowly---------the
WWWIIIIIINNNNNGGGGSSSS!
No wings - no flying. With no wings you don't have an airPLANE, you have a
rocket (or a bomb,
depending on which way it's going). Any bee knows this. Most birds know this
and they have bird brains.