Caprimulgus Ignavus wrote:
"Gaius Barticus Pestilentius" wrote


On the second day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me,
Two lies and crap,

And a cat peeing in the kiddie pool!!2!!

On the third day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me
Three goats a humping,
Two lies and crap,
And a cat peeing in the kiddie pool!!!!!3!!!