Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
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Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
Total Volume..............: 5677
Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 136
Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
Original Content Rating...: 15.33%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%

Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.

All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.

Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
you.

A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......

And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
at all hours.

2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
4. @@^.............................................. : 73 10.4 5.5%
5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%

A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?

Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!

Conservation of angular momentum.

On what basis do you make that k'lame?

When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
and instead left them to their own devices.

That was lame.