kontiki wrote:

Put in for your checkride right after your discovery flight at Lancair
Certified. In fact, the new Lancair Fast-Track program eliminates all
that.

And if all else fails, just pull the automatic 'ACME Bailout Lever'
and you'll float safely back to earth where a comfy mini-van will be
waiting to take you back to the Lancair factory where you can pick out
a new airplane with your insurance check. ;^7

Lancair offers no safety chute, try Cirrus. They look alot alike except
for when the door(s) are open. The Cirrus also has a small back window...