No cluons were harmed when phy wrote:
I use to sometimes get the urge to whip it out and **** on the floor in
the
middle of my workplace. That would be a very stupid thing to do, but
where the **** do these thoughts come from? You can suggest CIA
mind control rays, but if you tell me it is the devil, I will PLONK you.

Oh come on! It's your future, elderly self having a little fun at his own
expense.


Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request