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Old December 23rd 06, 05:42 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found these
unused words floating about:

"nemo" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
 wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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Hugh Brodie wrote:
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Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.

B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because
your
Bach is
worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!

It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a
bass
clarinet,
per
chance?

How low can you go?

Even been in limbo?

No.

No?

No!

No.

TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .

No.

Knock Knock ...

Who dares?

Who cares?

Who shares?