Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

Hedges belong on council estates.

No crappy fences do. Hedges are what they have in private estates.

Are you a hedge hog?

No, I grow my own.

What? Parrots?

No, hedges. Do keep up.

Benson and Hedges?

That explains your twisted mind.

I drive a Mercedes Benz.

Bull****.

Careful you don't tread in it.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

And a filter.

Hitler oughta do the trick.

No, that would be gas then.

A gaseous filter?

Never heard of that before.

The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having sex.

Its dangerous to burn rubber.

I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.

Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

Who goes around punching out smokers in your country?