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Don Salad wrote:
"Matthew L. Martin" wrote:
What's the difference between a viola and a violin?
A viola burns longer.
The viola holds more beer
You can tune the violin
But you can't tune a fish.
Can you tune a salad?
Why is lightning like a violist's fingers?
Neither hits the same place twice.
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html
How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns
longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
Thanks,
Don
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