B A R R Y wrote:

Once upon a time, I was on a night flight with another (non-required)
pilot, in a non-autopilot equipped aircraft. At some point, he fell
asleep in the right seat. I turned the DG 180 degrees of where we
were headed. I then bumped him, and thanked him for flying while I
slept and asked how come we were headed the wrong way.

The look on his face was worth it's weight in gold! G

OK, THAT was funny! It was creative, and no screaming.