Ash Wyllie wrote:

PaulH opined

When I'm using my little red Human Range Extender bottle?????
27D I have an amended clearance for you, ready to copy?
Ummmm, 27D stand by while I, um, ahh, stand by please.

When was the last time you checked your cockpit for bugs?

I don't have to -- they're all on the leading edges of my wings.