"Sydney Hoeltzli" wrote in message
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Jim Weir wrote:
There was a young lady named Sydney
Who drank 'til she ruined her kidney.
It shriveled and shrank
As she sat there and drank
But she had a good time doin' it, didn't she?

I love it! Did you just make it up? One
effort deserves another:

There was an old pilot named Jim
Who flew off to Oshkosh on a whim
He got in a fight
with a Blonde one hot night
Now the Blonde has a husband named Jim

And next time you're in St. Louis for gosh sakes
give me a chance to ruin your kidneys!

Damn...I was at Spirit of St. Louis on Tuesday for a six hour meeting...