Dude wrote:

When they come on, tell them you are
VERY interested, but you have to put the phone down to help your child for a
second. Then lay the phone on the counter, and go back to what you were
doing.

My variation. "May I speak with Mr. or Mrs. Patterson?" "Sure. (off phone) PAPA!"
Then lay the phone on the counter .....

George Patterson
This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to
play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home
a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind".