On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim

Q. Why did the BGA pilot take the stairs?

A. He couldn't find the lift.