Maxine makes the big time! (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards,June 2008)
On Jul 4, 1:47*am, Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote:
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Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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BOBO AWARD
*(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
*Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
*YES
*NO
*Abstain
KOOK OF THE MONTH
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*Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton,"
*Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney"
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*None of the above
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CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
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*Maxwell
Ding! *Ding! *Ding!
And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination...
*Patriot Games
*Neither of the above
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COWARD OF THE MONTH
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*Is Ken Darian
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Raymond Karczewski
*None of the above
*Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
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*Brad Guth
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
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GOLDEN KILLFILE
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*gregvk
*The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
*Neither of the above
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JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
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*Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
*gregvk
*Neither of the above
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PALMJOB PADDLE
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*dvus
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Raymond Karczewski
*None of the above
*Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
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*Babaloonie
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Raymond Karczewski
*Neither of the above
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VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
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*"Photon Degradation" by Double-A
*YES
*NO
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DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
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*"Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
*"Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus
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GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
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*Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
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SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
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*Dr. Andrew B. Chung
*The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
*Neither of the above
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TAR & FEATHERS
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*Ed Conrad
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
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BUSTED URINAL AWARD
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*Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
*gregvk
*Is Ken Darien
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*None of the above
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UNABOMBER SURPRISE
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*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*YES
*NO
*Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
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*Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
*Neither of the above
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BALSA GAVEL
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*Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
*YES
*NO
*Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
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*Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore.
*Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip
I-m honored
Bertie
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