Judah writes:

What I'd like to know is what happens to the people who get the armed escorts
out of the security line!

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/monahan1.html

I love the one about the cell phones. A cell phone in your luggage is less
likely to trigger a bomb than a cell phone in your carry-on? Doh!

You missed the funny part. They're banning mobile phones because they could
be used to trigger explosives. Uh...aren't *explosives* banned?!

I hope to go at least another decade before subjecting myself to airline
travel.

--kyler