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December 26th 06, 06:03 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Music Puns
clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500,
found
these
unused words floating about
:
"nemo" wrote in message
o.uk...
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
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wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote in
message
ps.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote in
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nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote in
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oups.com...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote
in
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Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.
C-flat: Another online apartment.
B-flat: Under a piano that fell on
a
beehive.
Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
Icon: Another Internet scam
artist.
A-flat: Very tyred.
H-flat: Completely lacking any
preparation.
C-sharp: 20/20 vision.
B-natural: Come as you are.
B-sharp: you should be. Now go into
Haydn
because
your
Bach is
worse
than your bite.
I don't Offenbach enough to notice!
It seems you have scaled new heights. Do
you
play a
bass
clarinet,
per
chance?
How low can you go?
Even been in limbo?
No.
No?
No!
No.
TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .
No.
Knock Knock ...
Who dares?
Who cares?
Who shares?
Two mares?
Few bears?
Few beers?
Do pairs?
No, pears.
No shares.
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