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Old March 30th 06, 09:30 PM posted to rec.aviation.simulators
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Default joke of the day

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

Mother: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"What does the cow say?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Child: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Moo!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Mother: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Great! What does the cat say?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Child: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Meow.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Mother: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Oh, you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re so
smart!
What does the frog say?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in
her deepest voice replied, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Bud.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"