wrote)
I wonder what the afraid-of-crashing plane would do if a crankshaft
broke.

It would say, "Oh ****!" for you.

Just so long as it doesn't say "Watch this!"


That's exactly what it will say --- "Watch this!"...as it dials up a
satellite link and sends all of its important "AI" files off as an e-mail
attachment to itself.

It's called the "Live to fight another day" sub-routine.


Montblack
"What would you do with a second chance at life, and love?"