"Greasy Rider" wrote in message
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On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 13:31:14 -0800, "W. D. Allen Sr."
proclaimed:
Ever hear the naval term, "sea story"?

Do you know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story?

A fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time...."

A sea story begins with "This is no **** .......".

Or, "There I was ..."

R / john