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Old December 31st 06, 05:07 AM posted to rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,demon.local,ne.weather
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Sumer??? You're rushing the season a bit.

It summer down here - believe it or not!

I believe it.

I don't doubt you.

How do you get the clarinet.fan down from the tree?
Cut the noose.

Was he pluto'd?

Don't believe everything you hear.

Why? What have you heard?

What do you call 40 clarinettists at the bottom of the lake?
A good start.

Sounds like the Dead Sea.

I see.

Icy.

What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
No one cries when you chop a clarinet into little pieces.

A man walked out to a meat store looking for some brains for dinner. He
looked at the selections:
- Violinist Brains, $1/lb
- Trumpeter Brains, $10/lb
- Percussionist Brains, $5/lb
Then he saw a sign that read: Clarinettist Brains, $100/lb
He asked the butcher why clarinettists brains were so expensive.
The butcher replied, "Do you know how many clarinettists you have to
kill to
get a pound of brains?"

I know for a fact that Dickless doesn't have any brains.

What do you call a bass clarinettist with one brain cell?
Gifted.

So what does that make Dickless?