December 4 Puns
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
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Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
Amity: Friendly glove.
Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
Anonymity: Nameless glove.
Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
Does it have a Turkey Club?
Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe!
Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.
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