The two statements...

"its smoldering remains were located"
"The burning remains, were discovered"

....did it for me. I think while one could be explained as poetic license the
second was just for the fun of it.

Also, I doubt the guy gives a 30 year death and maiming history for every
car wreck he covers.

"Since 1974, 40 people have died and 20 people have been
injured in 31 accidents after take-offs from and attempted landings at
Westchester County Airport"


wrote in message ...
What does the reporter say in the article that causes you to classify him
as an "assoholic?"

"R.L." wrote:

Here's a story from the Stamford Advocate along with the usual helping of
assoholic reporter ignorance at the end:


--
Plane crash kills 2 near Greenwich border
By Michael Dinan
Staff Writer
April 24, 2005
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. -- A flight instructor and his student were found
dead
in thick woods just beyond Greenwich's northwest corner yesterday
afternoon,
after the single-engine propeller plane they were flying crashed during
an
apparent attempt to land at Westchester County Airport, officials said.

"The plane was broken in half, it appeared to me, and there was fire,
with
two people trapped in burning flame," North Castle, N.Y., Police Chief
Robert D'Angelo said during a news conference last night at the airport's
media center.

Airport officials identified the instructor as Isaac Negron of Hamden,
and
the student as Lev Naumov, 23, of Yonkers, N.Y. Negron's age was not
known
last night.

The Cessna 172 four-seater belonged to American Flyers, a flight
instruction
school based at the airport, said Lawrence Salley, Westchester County's
transportation commissioner.

The men had flown out of the airport shortly after noon yesterday, to
Albany, N.Y., and appeared to be returning to the airport, though their
arrival was not scheduled.

The Federal Aviation Administration tower, based at the airport, lost
radar
contact with the plane about 40 minutes before its smoldering remains
were
located by North Castle firefighters, said Anthony Sutton, commissioner
of
Westchester County's Department of Emergency Services.

The causes and times of the accident and deaths are not yet known. FAA
officials began investigating the crash yesterday, and National
Transportation Safety Board members are expected to join them today,
Salley
said.

The Cessna disappeared from the FAA's radar at 3:19 p.m., Salley said.
The
plane, which Salley said relayed no distress signals and whose pilot had
no
verbal contact with the air tower, was last seen on screen about a
quarter-mile from the airport runway. It was flying at 800 feet, which
Salley said is not unusually low for a plane attempting to land at the
airport.

A hotline transmission from local police went out at 3:29 p.m., by which
time Westchester County's emergency response teams had converged to
perform
a "grid type of search," Salley said. At 3:41 p.m., the FAA had confirmed
that no other air towers were able to locate the plane, Salley said.

The burning remains, were discovered at 4:01 p.m. by firefighters who
smelled something burning in the woods near the intersection of Routes 22
and 120 in North Castle. Negron and Naumov were found dead inside the
plane,
D'Angelo said.

The Cessna 172 model was produced in 2001 and does not a have a "black
box,"
Salley said. Experts can sometimes use the voice recording device to
reconstruct an accident.

The plane crashed near, but did not contaminate, the Kensico Reservoir,
officials said. It was not clear last night who owned the property where
the
plane crashed. Officials said last night that they knew of no witnesses
to
the accident.

Six flights were canceled and two flights were delayed as a result of the
crash, Salley said. Outbound services at the airport resumed at 5:20 p.m.
yesterday, but FAA officials halted inbound service, Salley said, to
"check
out (the airport's) instrument landing system."

Grief counselors had arrived at the airport last night to talk to
Negron's
and Naumov's families, Westchester County Police Commissioner Tom
Belfiore
said.

American Flyers runs 15 flight schools nationwide, according to the
company's Web site. Salley, Westchester's transportation commissioner
since
2000, said that he couldn't recall the company having a fatal crash
before.

The Westchester County Airport grew out of plans to defend New York City
during World War II, and has evolved slowly into a modern airport used by
thousands of business and leisure travelers.

There have been numerous aviation accidents in the region since
commercial
operations expanded. Since 1974, 40 people have died and 20 people have
been
injured in 31 accidents after take-offs from and attempted landings at
Westchester County Airport.

Most recently, in June 2001, the pilot of a single-engine plane was
killed
when his Piper Saratoga crashed into the fog-shrouded woods off Bedford
Road
in backcountry Greenwich. The pilot had unsuccessfully attempted an
instrument landing at Westchester County Airport, about a half-mile from
the
crash site.