In article ,
(John Schilling) wrote:

And then there's the nice combination of a laptop, a gun, and a bunch
of improvised explosives...

A laptop, a gun, a bunch of improvised explosives, and a hidden pirated
phone line from a neighbor you don't much like is a lot more satisfying.

--
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Slam on brakes accordingly.