Naked Man Runs After Qantas Jet

Ted Ng wrote:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. We will be returning to the
gate because a nude manic-depressive has climbed into the wheel well of our
plane. We regret the inconvenience and hope to be in the air shortly."

"
Ladies and gentlemen, those on the left of the aircraft can see a film crew
shooting another episode of the LAX TV series. In exchange for the free
publicity, Qantas has agreed to play their game and as a result we'll have a
slight delay.

If you are lucky, you may be able to spot Heather Locklear with a loose blouse
from above. We hope that this would more than compensate for the slight delay.
"