OT Beer

Never one to pass up a good beer or good beer joke, I thought I would share
this with you all:

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs
of various Brewing organisations retired to the bar at
the end of each day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman:
"In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the
world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next:
"In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world,
and I make the King of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next:
"In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein
Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward:
"Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and
lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement
written all over
Their faces. Eventually Bruce asks:
"Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't
drinkin', then neither am I".