How to build my own Enola Gay???

I want to build the Enola Gay to fly to Mecca and
nuke them from the face of the Earth. Somebody
has to do it and currently, US and European pussies
don't do it, so I must do it.

How can I build my own Enola Gay???

Go to Tuscon and lie and tell them you want to display. Then buy one
out of junk yard and rehab.

From there your on your own.

Big John
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On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:00:36 -0700, Victor Smootbank
wrote:

I want to build the Enola Gay to fly to Mecca and
nuke them from the face of the Earth. Somebody
has to do it and currently, US and European pussies
don't do it, so I must do it.

How can I build my own Enola Gay???

On Oct 10, 1:00 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
I want to build the Enola Gay to fly to Mecca and
nuke them from the face of the Earth. Somebody
has to do it and currently, US and European pussies
don't do it, so I must do it.

How can I build my own Enola Gay???

What are you going to drop - water bombs?

"Victor Smootbank" skrev i meddelandet
oups.com...
I want to build the Enola Gay to fly to Mecca and
nuke them from the face of the Earth. Somebody
has to do it and currently, US and European pussies
don't do it, so I must do it.


Mecca is a city i Saudi Arabia a country very frendly to the US of
Big Mouths so why do you want to nuke them, moron?

On Oct 10, 12:45 am, "Owe R." wrote:
"Victor Smootbank" skrev i meddelandetnews:1191974436.926061.271700@r29g2000h sg.googlegroups.com... I want to build the Enola Gay



First, get 100 pounds of TROLL CHOW and 20 gallons of Mountain Dew. If
you're gonna build an airplane that big, its gonna take most of the
night and you're bound to get the munchies at some point...

Then, get 4 TROLLING motors to power your eTROLLa Gay. Old boats are
your best source since they're both cheap and plentiful. Try a boat
junkyard first. Then maybe Craigslist.

Then get a really big rope. You'll need a strong one to TROLL your new
plane out of its hangar. Next, order 108,000 pounds of cold-TROLLed
TROLLuminum for the fuselage and wings. Oh yeah, you'll also need a
big hammer to get it into those nice round shapes.

If you start building after your shift ends at Petco, you should be
able to complete all of these tasks by 7:30 PM. Then take a break and
roll a fattie. Dude, you've earned it. Oh yeah, try not to forget
about that plane you're building. You'll need to be finished with it
by 2:30 if you're gonna fly all the way to the middle east, drop bombs
on them, and still get your Mom to drive you to school in the
morning.

A friend of mine wrote me he could donate 50$ to you if you really do it!

bye



"Victor Smootbank" wrote in message
oups.com...
I want to build the Enola Gay to fly to Mecca and
nuke them from the face of the Earth. Somebody
has to do it and currently, US and European pussies
don't do it, so I must do it.

How can I build my own Enola Gay???

Victor Smootbank wrote:
I want to build the Enola Gay to fly to Mecca and
nuke them from the face of the Earth. Somebody
has to do it and currently, US and European pussies
don't do it, so I must do it.

How can I build my own Enola Gay???


Please don't feed the trolls...

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:00:36 -0700, Victor Smootbank

How can I build my own Enola Gay???

How to "build" an Enola Gay?

Here's the recipe...

In a very big glass, pour the following over cubed ice and stir up:

2 oz. Bacardi 151 rum
1 oz Southern Comfort
1 oz Absolut 100 vodka
1 oz Tanqueray gin
1 oz Peach Scnapps
1 oz Grand Marnier
1 oz Amarreto
Splash of fresh pineapple juice
Splash of Hawaiian Punch

Slam it down all at once, and it'll either nuke ya or puke ya.... or
both.

On Oct 9, 5:00 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
I want to build the Enola Gay to fly to Mecca and
nuke them from the face of the Earth. Somebody
has to do it and currently, US and European pussies
don't do it, so I must do it.

How can I build my own Enola Gay???

Get yourself a Boeing 377. Cut off the upper fuselage and rebuild a
smaller fuselage with a greenhouse up front. Then cut some bomb-bay
doors in the forward cargo hold.

James

On second thought maybe not:

quote
The flight deck of the Stratocruiser was serenely quit even if on a
good day, just outside the windows, all 112 cylinders were in a
reciprocating mood. But that commodious cell had its own peculiar
disadvantages. In tropical climes the large areas of glass made it too
hot and in colder regions prudent pilots carried raincoats and hats
since they could be reasonably certain that soon after descent for
landing was begun they would be sitting in the middle of a shower not
indicated on their weather charts. The cause was soon discovered, but
since the solution demanded the passengers stop breathing the problem
was never entirely eliminated. Vaporous moisture expelled by the
passengers during their ordinary life process rose and condensed as
ice along the stringers at the top of the fuselage. Once the
Stratocruiser assumed a descent altitude and passed thorough the
freezing level, the ice melted, flowed forward in rivulets, and
eventually emerged as a light rain condition directly over the pilots'
heads.
/quote

humorous review of the 377 operation
http://www.ovi.ch/b377/articles/lady/

then again, a 377 would be fitting for this nutcase