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Old November 14th 06, 08:41 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Danny Dot
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Default Old joke on night landings

My instructor taught me how to do a night emergency landing.

1. When the engine fail, leave the landing light off
2. When 100 feet off the ground, turn the landing light on
3. If you like what you see, leave the light on
4. If you don't like what you see, turn the light back off.

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